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In which two Cocoa programmers use iChat to complain

• Jamie: This weeks stanford talk?
• Jamie: Audio apis, video playback...
• Me: Fuuuuck
• Me: I'm signed up for like 4 sessions on that shit at WWDC
• Me: And a lab
• Me: Going to beat the hell out of a quicktime engineer
• Me: MAKE AUDIO EASY
• Jamie: Yes
• Jamie: Make video easy
• Jamie: HOLD OUR HANDS
• Jamie: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR C APIS
• Me: I want COCOA
• Jamie: WHY AM I PASSING THE ADDRESS OF A POINTER IN THIS FUNCTION
• Jamie: WTF IS A FUNCTION
• Me: CALLBACK YOUR MOTHER
• Jamie: AM I INFECTED WITH CHOCK LOCK
• Jamie: Callback your mother.
• Jamie: Instant facebook status